BadAzz MoFo Classic Reviews – ABAR: THE FIRST BLACK SUPERMAN

ABAR: THE FIRST BLACK SUPERMAN – 1977 (a.k.a. In Your Face) director: Frank Packard; starring: J. Walter Smith, Tobar Mayo

Of the over 200 movies that comprise the genre and the era of blaxploitation, there are quite a few made by filmmakers and actors who only turned out one or two films, before disappearing into total obscurity. Actors like Winston Thrash and Loye Hawkins, as well as directors like Renee Martinez and Bill Brame are all but forgotten. The sad thing is that most of the films turned out by these people, which include such craptacular garbage as THE GUY FROM HARLEM and MISS MELODY JONES, don’t really warrant being remembered or even seen for that matter (trust me—I’ve seen most of ‘em). But every now and then one manages to shine through, and despite its rather questionable artistic merits or quality, keeps from being total shit. Such is the case with ABAR:  THE FIRST BLACK SUPERMAN.

You may think that SPAWN and BLADE were the first films to feature a super-powered black man whoopin’ ass, or that METEOR MAN was cinema’s first black superhero, and you know what? You’re wrong! The first black cinematic superhero, as the film’s title indicates, is none other than John Abar (Tobar Mayo).

When black research scientist Dr. Ken Kincade (the long lost brother of gym teacher Chet Kincade?) moves his family to an all white neighborhood, the local honkys get their underwear all in a bunch. With a rabid mob of kill-crazy whiteys picketing on their front lawn, throwing  garbage, and disemboweling their cat, the Kincades seem to be in dire circumstances. But all them honky muthas best look out, ‘cause ridin’ to the Kincade’s rescue, on a bunch of motorcycles, is the Black Front of Unity (BFU).

The leader of the BFU is Abar, a super badass who has pledged his life to protect the black community. Before long, Abar is hired to protect the family full time; unfortunately he ain’t able to do shit when some honky sumbitch kills the Kincade’s young son, Tommy. Now, it seems that Doc Kincade (Smith) has been working on a serum that can make a man indestructible, just like the bullet-proof rabbits that he keeps in his basement laboratory. It takes a little persuading, but when the evil crackers take a few shots at Abar, he’s more than willing to swig the doctor’s serum like a bottle of Thunderbird, thus turning him into a bullet-proof ghetto avenger. But not only is Abar now indestructible, he also has incredible psychic abilities, as well as divine powers that will allow him to battle racism. All of that from drinking a tiny vial of a liquid that looks like urine.  

No, dear readers, I’m not making any of this up—what you just read is really the plot. ABAR, THE FIRST BLACK SUPERMAN is one of the more freaky flicks I’ve ever sat through (which is saying a lot). This is the sort of film that leaves you in wide-eyed wonder saying, “Wow.”

The film gets especially crazy after Abar takes Dr. Kincade’s serum, and goes on what can only be described as a super powered holy mission to destroy racism. Seriously. It’s so crazy—not to mention poorly executed—that it becomes a treat just to watch for its sheer insanity and ineptitude. You find yourself wondering how this movie got made. And even more unbelievable is the fact that you’re watching it.

Despite its freaky nature and an absurd premise, ABAR is a fun film, not to mention very political. This little gem offers up a great concept, with some profound and provocative dialog that at times borders on brilliance. What’s really deep is the notion that it takes a black man with increased mental and physical strength, to battle the evil ways of whitey. Of course the profound nature of the story, and the smatterings of choice dialog are all marred by some of the worst (and I do mean worst) acting you will ever see. And let’s not forget inept directing, lighting, editing, story structure, soundtrack, and every other technical and aesthetic element you can think of. This is a film where pretty much everything that can be done poorly is done poorly, making ABAR a series of great and interesting ideas, drowning in a vast ocean of cinematic ineptitude.

But all the vast hindrances that would destroy any other crappy film simply can’t keep this movie down. There is just a bit too much goodness, buried deep beneath all the junk, for this film to actually suck. There are even a few moments that make my jigaboo heart swell with pride, like when the BFU first ride up on their motorcycles, chase off the evil whiteys, and place an African flag on the Kincade’s front lawn. I cried like a baby. And I love the dream sequence when Kincade’s son dreams the family is back in the old west facing down a group of white vigilantes. Black cowboy Deadwood Dick (Abar, as the real life gunslinger Nat “Deadwood Dick” Love) rides to the rescue, and blasts the vile honky vermin away; declaring, “My friends call me Deadwood Dick; but my enemies call me Smart Black Nigger.”

From what I can tell, nearly every person involved with this movie was never involved with another film—which should clue you in as to the quality of work involved. Neither director Frank Packard nor screenwriter James Smalley appears to have ever made another film. In fact,   Tobar Mayo seems to be the only person with any sort of career either before or after ABAR. Mayo, who looks like the love child of Ji-Tu Cumbuka and Doug E. Fresh, and who may or may not be related to Whitman Mayo (Grady on SANFORD & SON), also appeared in Charles Barnett’s brilliant KILLER OF SHEEP, the crappy BIG TIME, as well as a handful of television shows, including THE JEFFERSONS and MANNIX. He was also in PANAMA RED, directed by Bob Chinn, who is best known for his work in porno, and as creator of the Johnny Wadd series starring John Holmes. Mayo is also listed in the credits of ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK, and even though I’ve seen that film a hundred times, it seems I keep blinking whenever my main man is on the screen. Although he’s not the best actor in the world, Mayo is Shakespearean in  comparison to the other cast members of ABAR, who really stink up the screen in a way that is both appalling and endearing, making this film a special kind of classic.

*this review of ABAR: THE FIRST BLACK SUPERMAN  appears in my book, BadAzz MoFo 25th Anniversary Compendium and Toilet Reader…which you can purchase as a PDF from my store.

BadAzz MoFo Classic Reviews – CATCH THE BLACK SUNSHINE

CATCH THE BLACK SUNSHINE (a.k.a. Black Rage a.k.a. Black Sunshine a.k.a. Sunshine Run) 1972, director: Chris Robinson, starring: Chris Robinson, Anthony Scott, Ted “Lurch” Cassidy

For longer than I can remember, as I’d aimlessly wander the aisles of video stores, this movie would magically appear before me – as if placed there by the unholy demons of VHS. With some guy who looks a lot like Stepin’ Fetchit on steroids glaring at me on the box, the movie seemed to be calling out, “Rent me, motherfucker. I dare you – rent me.” And I resisted, because while I’ve always had difficulty knowing who to date, I’ve prided myself on having the sense to avoid movies with Stepin’ Fetchit-on-steroids lookin’ dudes on the box art (even though chances are good that the dude in question isn’t even in the movie). But sometimes, even as it is with dating, when you have a lapse in better judgment and end up going out with someone destined to boil a rabbit on your stove, I caved in and rented BLACK RAGE. And while it wasn’t my greatest mistake of all time, I can honestly say that my life, in no way, was enriched by the experience.

Set in 1859, the film centers on brothers Sunshine (Robinson) and Levi (Scott), two slaves brutalized by their master (Cassidy) and his sadistic overseer. Sunshine and Levi find a map to a treasure and escape a life of forced servitude with hopes of finding the booty, while Lurch and his posse of evil ofays give pursuit. Now before I go any further into the plot, let me point out that writer, director, and producer Robinson stars as Sunshine, who happens to a Black albino. Never mind the fact that Robinson is a white guy who looks about as much like a Negro albino as I look like legendary topless model Chesty Morgan’s 73-inch bustline (sure, I can be a boob…but I don’t look like those boobies). Anyway, Robinson stars as an albino slave who…wait…nothing more needs to be said about this movie, because the fact that the star (and writer/director) is a white man with bleach-blonde hair, pretending to be an albino Black man, says it all. Seriously, this movie takes blackface to an all new level by eliminating the actual blackface and turning it into some kind experimental exercise in who-the-fuck-do-you-think-you’re-fooling. There’s no need to mention the fact that Ted “Lurch” Cassidy co-stars as the evil slave-owner, or that Robinson’s wife co-stars as his love interest, or that Mel “Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me” Carter sings the title track, or that everything about this garbage is inept.

For those with too much going on in their lives to remember, Robinson had an impressive acting career, with a long list of film and television credits, including a lead role in the 1960s TV series 12 O’CLOCK HIGH, as well as significant runs on soap operas GENERAL HOSPITAL and THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL. But when it comes to writing, producing, and directing – not to mention playing albino Negroes – Robinson is out of his element (unless his element is of a fecal nature). Anthony Scott, the actor who plays Levi, is a bit of a mystery, with this being his only work as an “actor.” Scott looks less like Stepin’ Fetchit than the guy on the video box, and more like the supremely badass actor Ji-Tu Cumbuka. By most measures, Scott would be considered a bit on the talent-challenged side, but when compared to everything else about CATCH THE BLACK SUNSHINE, Scott is practically channeling the spirit of Paul Robeson…but since Robeson didn’t die until 1976, it’s a safe bet to say his spirit/ghost/soul was nowhere near this movie, nor inhabiting the body of Anthony Scott. And since Ed Wood didn’t die until 1978, any rumors of his angry spirit haunting the set of this movie are baseless at best. 

CATCH THE BLACK SUNSHINE, which sounds like some made-up lingo for scoring heroine – “Say, man, I need to catch me some of the black sunshine” – was independently produced by Robinson, who financed the film with money he suckered out of a bunch of people in Florida. Coming along fairly early in the blaxploitation cycle, the movie has an earnest ineptitude that makes it seem like Robinson and his partners in crime were desperately trying to make a sincere statement about brotherhood and tolerance, while taking inspiration from the LITTLE RASCALS. In fact, I’m pretty sure there’s an old LITTLE RASCALS short with the exact same plot as CATCH THE BLACK SUNSHINE, only the acting and production values in Robinson’s movie falls woefully short. 

*this review of CATCH THE BLACK SUNSHINE appears in my book, BadAzz MoFo 25th Anniversary Compendium and Toilet Reader…which you can purchase as a PDF from my store.